When your online friend wakes up
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
if i hear you say “white power” the next word outta your mouth had better be “ranger”
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
"release date pushed back to november 18th"
you know a weeb is a real fuckin weeb when you see them reblog a vague ass anime screencap without even any characters in it and tag it as the anime its from
I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED
there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here
the disruption of pleasant relaxing music
the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager
the small child’s laughter in the background
the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something
the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere
the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano
it’s all so beautiful