misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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i’m in the middle of rural canada but of course I have wifi

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

alienton:

if i hear you say “white power” the next word outta your mouth had better be “ranger”

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

baby: t- t-
parents: the baby's first words!
baby: t- thh- th-
parents: three??? thing???
baby: t- tha- tha-
baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…
parent: go to your room, you're grounded
kid: UGH i hate adults
parent: whoa... you can't say that... that's adultphobia, you don't hate ALL adults.... hate only breeds hate

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

dragon age fandom right now

spicyshimmy:

"release date pushed back to november 18th"

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milliardo:

you know a weeb is a real fuckin weeb when you see them reblog a vague ass anime screencap without even any characters in it and tag it as the anime its from

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful